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We started as a small group of misfits who never accomplished anything in the D.C swamp, but channeled that into an effort to gawk at accomplished professional’s social

media profiles and political contribution history.  We trolls stew about awards we’ve never won because we‘ve never been effective at much of anything and let our loyalty to our sugar daddy, the Heritage Foundation, drive our troll activities on LinkedIn. We’ve spent more time on Telegram and Reddit than talking to humans which is why we hate accomplished women. See you in the chat rooms after our moms bring us some pizza rolls. If you’re looking for someone to hang out with on the dark web, then we’re the Pepe the Frog trolls for you, our mothers will always keep the lights on in the basement where we sleep.

Jerome Trankle (Goober 1)

Yitz Friedman (Goober 2)